A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

tims sty:)

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