How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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What's green and blue? yellow

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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U mad?

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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