A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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lol a man is drowning

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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tims sty:)

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OOOOPPS /

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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