- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

Where is my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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