- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Needless to say,

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Thats sweet, thank you then.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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