"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

A man buys a prius

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

One day a man walked into a wall

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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