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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

WHO WANTS SOW????

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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