- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

What did the man without a tongue say...

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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