- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

womens rights.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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