Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Brad Fuller!

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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