- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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