- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

hahahahaha thats not funny

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

its snowing on mount fuji

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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