children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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womens rights.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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