A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Caca.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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