Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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PSN IS UP

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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