What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Of course, first door on your left

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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