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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

I hate long jokes -_-

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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