- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

The black man leaves the strip club.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

This one time at band camp....

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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