What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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