Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

My tractor broke down.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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