- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Many people of many races do many things every day.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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