- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

One day a man walked into a wall

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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