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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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