If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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