-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

A man walks into a bar.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

woman..parallel parking

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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