How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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