Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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