Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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hey, my names mark.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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<=3 penis

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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xavier stop

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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