- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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