The MLS

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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what is the color of a burp burple

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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