What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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The MLS

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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