What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

There's my tractor.

A man... walks.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

Catholicism.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

The government

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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