Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

My penis is big... not.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

a man walked into a bar....

Rebecca Black's career.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

The Game.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

LIFE :(

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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