I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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THE END.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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