- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

canada

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

No, Trinidad.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

run farther?

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

a pornstar comes early to a party

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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