why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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cancer

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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