What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

this is not a drill.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

josh roberts got the d in geog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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