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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Where do you live? In a house

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

._____________________. Whale!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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