- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

-Knock Knock -Come in!

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

U mad?

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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