How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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