Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Rebecca Black's career.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

LIFE :(

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

The Game.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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