Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

weston cage

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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