Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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