What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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neil patrick harris

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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My life :(

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Anti Joke

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