- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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