The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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hey, my names mark.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Anti Joke

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