Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Whats 2+1? 2.

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

A guy was beet by his wife.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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