What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

<=3 penis

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

xavier stop

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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