xavier stop

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Hahaha

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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