- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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