whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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penis

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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U mad?

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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