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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

One day a man walked into a wall

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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