what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Cleveland winning something

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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hi bye

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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butt sex

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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