A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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The WNBA

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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