How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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