Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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