Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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what is the color of a burp burple

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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