Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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