what does a granny look best in? 1950

THE END.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Want to hear a Joke? No.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

My parents have an open marriage.

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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