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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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Choir.

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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Bean.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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Anti Joke

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