A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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NASCAR

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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