Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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