- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Choir.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Bean.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I'm 4 and what is this?

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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