- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

this is not a joke.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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