Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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