What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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this is not a joke.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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im gey

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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