What is a chair?

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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