What's the deal with brown?

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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honest politician

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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