ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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