so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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so... how about that airplane food

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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