HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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4 1/2

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This is Heading 1

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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kcuf read it backwards

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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