If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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feminism

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Brad Fuller!

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Anti Joke

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