Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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