why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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The Game.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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penis

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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more like nig!

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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